{"id":14,"date":"2015-07-26T02:40:10","date_gmt":"2015-07-26T02:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/?page_id=14"},"modified":"2015-08-06T09:23:52","modified_gmt":"2015-08-06T13:23:52","slug":"about-us","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/about-us\/","title":{"rendered":"About Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><code><a href=\"http:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pavement-Ends-Clear-Sign-Cropped.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-72\" src=\"http:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pavement-Ends-Clear-Sign-Cropped-1024x428.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"276\" srcset=\"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pavement-Ends-Clear-Sign-Cropped-1024x428.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Pavement-Ends-Clear-Sign-Cropped-300x125.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/code><span style=\"color: #556b2f; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;\">You&#8217;ve now found the best place to escape the pressures of holding down a real job. Assuming, you presently have a job. If so, you must be aspiring or conspiring to become an authentic trout bum and you need to be amongst your kind before you again start listening to reality. So keep reading.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #556b2f; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;\">Don&#8217;t worry; your secret is safe with us. Enjoy your virtual safe house alongside your favorite beverage anytime which shouldn&#8217;t be difficult if you&#8217;re already a trout bum. Even if you&#8217;re gainfully employed, at work and on the clock-come join us anyway. What better way to become unemployed fast and find yourself waking up in your automobile parked streamside. The smell of moldy carpet, white gas, and leftover Mac and cheese will alert you to the fact you&#8217;ve arrived and you&#8217;re now living the dream.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #556b2f; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;\">We are an equal opportunity band of angling bums. We don&#8217;t discriminate based on your home waters, love of bamboo, glass, or graphite, or whether you fish a dropper or not. <\/span><span style=\"color: #556b2f; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;\">To be as clear as a spring creek about it, we appreciate each and every bum, even if your quarry of choice isn\u2019t trout. Remember, you may be an angling bum anywhere there is water- fresh or salt.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #556b2f; font-family: Courier New; font-size: medium;\">So cast a line in with us as often as you like!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve now found the best place to escape the pressures of holding down a real job. Assuming, you presently have a job. If so, you must be aspiring or conspiring to become an authentic trout bum and you need to be amongst your kind before you again start listening to reality. So keep reading. Don&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/about-us\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">About Us<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-14","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74,"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/14\/revisions\/74"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/undercovertroutbum.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}